Papal Pomp & Pencil Skirts!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

TCB Podcast - Episode #744: On this sacrilegiously scattered episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy pull back the incense-scented curtain on one of the most secretive events in the world: the Papal Conclave. From shadowy millionaire clubs in the U.S. to Italian paparazzi tracking celibate cardinals like they’re on “The Real Housewives of Rome,” no holy stone is left unturned. What’s the cost of influencing a pope? Apparently, about a billion bucks and a whisper in the right holy ear. Also: habeas pump-em, fake Latin phrases, and biting the Pope’s ear (not literally, calm down). Then, Flau'Jae is left hung out to soak at the Met Gala. Thanks E! TCB Intro Clips: Focus on yourself, Ferris! Watch EP #744 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Whoa, go, whoo, are you?
0:02.2	Whoa, there. Victoria's had a Friday night to remember.
0:06.0	But now she's outside in the pouring rain and...
0:08.6	Oh, what? You are joking. I've got no data. How are we going to get home?
0:13.2	But then she remembers she's with EEE.
0:15.8	Yes, Uber still works.
0:17.5	So then she...
0:19.3	Uber's on me, guys. Should we get a kebab?
0:21.6	Use essential apps like Uber and WhatsApp even when you run out of data.
0:25.7	Search EE Mobile.
0:27.2	Stay connected at 0.5 megabits per second.
0:29.5	Turns apply.
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0:43.1	So?
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0:48.0	Woo-hoo! I'll get the popcorn.
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