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Hey, Kristen.

Yeah, Jolenta.

You know how you just never wear pants?

Yeah, that is the best thing about being a stretchy mini skirt kind of gal.

I never wear pants.

Mini skirts are not pants.

Why do you have against pants?

Because they are constricting.

They are not comfy and they are not cute like a mini skirt.

I don't want to be held back.

I mean, I just think you may not be wearing the right kind of pants,

but I'll go with you on this pant theory because what would you do if I told you there was a book all about not wearing pants?

Ooh, I would say, did I write that book?

I would say you may have written that book because this book is also about drinking while not wearing pants.

Ooh, if I did not write that book, I mastered it already.

And this episode is done.

Lift it.

Well, let's see about that.

I think we still technically have to live by it because you in fact did not write this book.

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