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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Punchline in San Francisco, Greg attests to Arthur C. Clarke, AT&T Park and Anne Meara.

Transcript

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0:00.0

ًا gonna be obvious.

0:17.2

Place Iran once again for theunch behind the Bush leadership ofちょっと Ravenacも

0:22.0

behind the Republicans underוט layering media for the speech.

0:28.0

flying the boards on for over 225 years.

0:31.8

Yes, it's the punchline in San Francisco

0:34.0

located in the glamorous financial district

0:36.0

where all the hit people meet on Tuesday night.

0:38.2

Oh.

0:39.2

Oh.

0:40.2

There ain't nothing going on but the high ass

0:42.4

around down here and that's what makes the financial

0:44.5

district so awesome.

0:46.3

If you're a hupitch away of the financial district

0:48.2

in the daytime, you know that the corridors of power

0:50.5

stuffed with people who have nothing but everyone's best

0:52.7

interest in mind.

0:53.8

And are there still bike messengers down here?

0:57.4

Yeah, of course there are.

0:58.2

There's some things that cannot be technified.

1:02.4

I'm approximately 90 years old and I'm

1:05.4

from a log cabin area in the Ozarks.

1:08.1

So I say technified to indicate the passage of time

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