Paige Weldon Has Never Seen Full House

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Paige Weldon has never seen Full House, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Kyle is joined by incredibly talented comedian, writer, artist, everything Paige Weldon. She somehow avoided Full House all this time, but wrote what she is pretty sure happened. Kyle and Paige are joined by also hilarious comedian Logan Guntzelman and we tackle Paige’s script, some Never Seen It games, and more! Please go find Kyle on social media to hear about upcoming live podcasts in a few cities, and some live standup dates! @kyleayers on Instagram and Twitter. Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:02.1	I'm Rebecca. I'm Josephine's mom.
0:03.8	I'm Elisa.
0:04.6	Can I go over to Josie's house to play?
0:06.4	She met a new friend and puff.
0:07.9	She's gone.
0:09.0	An ordinary play date.
0:10.5	The missing child is Lucia Blix.
0:12.4	Nine years old.
0:13.4	Is about to become every parent's nightmare.
0:16.3	The people who took Lucia plund it meticulously.
0:19.9	She's hiding something, I know it.
0:21.8	The Stolen Girl, a new original series, streaming April 16 exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:27.5	18 plus subscription required.
0:29.0	T's and C's Apply.
0:30.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.
0:43.9	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:50.6	Hey everybody, this has never seen it. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before. Today, having never seen Full House, we're joined by Paige Weldon. Page is an incredibly hilarious, talented comedian, very funny writer, great artist as well. She's never seen Full House, somehow completely avoided it all this time, and she wrote it, and we read her script.
1:13.3	It's a great time.
1:14.5	I love it.
1:15.4	I think you're going to love the episode as well.
1:17.2	I hope you enjoy listening.
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