All right, Amelia, let's shift gears and let's get into the first ever PTA power rankings.

You should have told me I would have got something crazy going.

Bro, let me...

Cheesecurts me. My stomach hurt all the time, but I do eat them, though.

I broke out the Excel sheet earlier.

Oh, okay. All right.

Let's...

How'd that go?

It's just one sale.

Okay, okay. We're still learning to crawl here. So, and it glitched out on me. So somebody in the chat, it's funny, man, on my side, it was showing everything numbered out, ranked one through 10. And then somebody commented and said, what's this participation trophy, BS? And I'm like, what's he pissed about? And I pulled it up on my phone

and it's glitched out to where everybody's ranked number one. You think God never farted?

See, I can't remove this one on the left. So I just had to add the actual ranking in rare,

whatever I got it. I got it. So got so here we go guys now let me give you

the criteria this is not Clayton's opinion where these teams rank okay it's a little bit

of Clayton's opinion from the sense of I think these are the most important stats

here's how we came up with the power ranking okay one and all these are evenly weighted

okay nothing has more value than the other.

Okay, this is just everything together, okay? Record, so winning percentage, ranking, okay?

Offensive scoring points per play, defensive scoring points per play allowed.

Offensive yardage, yards per play play allows so you're getting the scoring

aspect and the moving the ball down the field both on offense and defense equally turnover margin

which you guys know i think that's a huge probably the most important statistic every Sunday right

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