I remember when there were only one 50 of you.

I remember when there were only 150 of you, well technically 151 if you are counting

Mew, but I digress, I guess I spent the best years of my little life, surfing Cinebar

Island to get a hundred and twenty- revives, and I miss the Pokemon Center.

I miss its music too.

And the way that Snorlax looked like laparice on water, Pokemon, what happened to you?

In the old days, you only got one form of every kind.

I could name all the gym leaders, didn't even have to try,

but now you've shown me Team Galactic And dark and steel and eggs

Oh I want my red and blue back when Ditto

Wasn't used for sex

And I miss the cycling road

Don't you know

I miss the music too

And I can't believe you used to be in black and white

Pokemon, what happened to you?

Now legendry means nothing to me

Because one of the kind creatures add up to over 13

and I only want three choices for my EV.

I don't want to rival if his name is not Gary.

How the hell do you pronounce sweet coonons, suicide, suicide, sui soon?

I don't know.

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