Whatever it is I've done to you I probably deserve it. I've done some bad things.

On BBC I Player, for all it hurts you can't remember me.

Maybe it's just as well.

Maybe it's time you find out who you really own.

Some things are best-lived, buried.

Just having what you want!

Wherever he is, I think that he's in trouble.

We will find your man, okay?

What is it that I've done?

That makes me the eye.

The Tourist.

You may not remember, but I do.

Watch all episodes on BBC I Player.

I'm John Batcher with my colleague and friend Jeremy Zachus at the beginning of a new year, but it's old cricket trash talk, just the same as it always was.

Jeremy is my guide on cricket. Little did I know when I started learning the rules.

I would also learn about the enormous amount of trash talking that goes on in cricket all the time.

We now come to, well, there's a new episode to do with the Australian team, aren't we

surprised and it probably has to do with Pat Commons. I'm shocked, shock, gambling going

on here. However, I sent Jeremy a clip from the

telegraph, yes it was from the telegraph, of a very famous announcer for

cricket. I'm learning these things for the first time who's retiring.

He was the captain of the English team in the 70s into 80s. David Gower. He's very famous if you're a cricket fan and I'm trying I'm

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