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Given that you were told as I was told, snakes can't hear.

That's exactly right, John. This was a childhood. It was actually in our education programs at school.

This is how serious it was. And it was that snake's cart here. And that's where also the

discussion about if you see a snake, don't stomp on the ground. Basically move away slowly,

but no mention was made about not making any noise. But I always thought there was something

slightly wrong with that. And that was really from pure experience. And I'll tell you what happened.

Occasionally from time to time in the house that I lived in, which was next to a national park,

we would get brown snakes on the roof because we had an iron roof and they loved the

heat of the day. Their most venomous snake in all of Australia on his roof. Okay, carry on Jeremy.

That's exactly right, John. That was something you tried to avoid. But when you could see it there,

when you knew it was there, you would stay away from it. And so what we would do is we would

gingerly go inside the house by, you know, trading very, very lightly, get through the front door,

by not slamming the door, not making vibrations because the common understanding was that vibrations

would set them off. But I noticed on at least more than one occasion that we would be coming down

the stairs towards the house and we would just be having a conversation. And it would almost be as

if the snake was picking up on the conversation because all of a sudden it would start to rear its

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