Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet?

Or this beach is too sandy.

My name's Christine.

And my name is Sandy.

And we're the host of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet.

A podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off-the-wall reviews on the internet.

We find the funniest real reviews about everything from Vegas weddings, matchmaking services

and Trader Joe's, caves toddler beds and Spirit

Halloween. You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be

said on the internet. How else would everyone know that some caves don't have

Wi-Fi? We hear about the good, the bad, and that one time

time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo instead of a Halloween

costume and believe it or not we got to the bottom of it.

Join us every Wednesday wherever you listen to your podcast.

Beach, Sandy, Water Toet is brought to youward for the month of January.

Happy-ish new year, I guess.

I'm Brian Lauter, editor of Outward,

and we're recording a little less than a week out from the inauguration and like a child

anticipating a trip to Disney World all I can focus on right now is how many

sleeps I have left. It's just five y'all. Five sleeps.

What a great way to put it.

Five sleeps.

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