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Live from the Poundstone Institute

Our Test Tube Runneth Over: A Bonus Mini-Episode

Live from the Poundstone Institute

NPR

Comedy

4.61.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2017

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Dick Cavett shares a great story about the legendary Jack Benny, while the Institute is closed for Freshman Orientation. We'll be back with a full new episode next week.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Poundsdon Institute listeners. We have something a little bit different this week because it's Labor Day weekend and the Institute is closed and the test tubes are all in the drying rack with festering viruses in them probably.

0:13.0

But here's the good news.

0:15.0

Sometimes so many funny things happen during our tapings that we can't fit them all into the show.

0:19.0

So we want to share one of those with you today,

0:22.0

and next week we'll be back with another

0:23.7

full brand new episode but right now we want to share with you a story told to us by

0:28.4

our visiting scholar Dick Cavett he got talking about the late Jack Betty and what a nice man he was. Have a listen.

0:35.0

Let me tell you a quickie about Mr. Jack Benny.

0:39.2

When I worked on the tonight shows, I hung out in the dressing room. I was in hog heaven. I'd go in and chat with

0:46.2

Sid Caesar and Danny Kay, whom I liked then. And every comic you can think of Bob Hope I was their friend and one day Jack

0:58.4

Benny finished the tonight show strapped on his burberry coat got in the elevator that was supposed to be only for the

1:06.0

star, and some tourists got in.

1:10.1

They weren't supposed to.

1:11.1

The door shut.

1:12.2

We start down. Are you really cheap?

1:15.0

Do you really have a Maxwell you still drive?

1:19.0

Hey, you got a guy're going to your house,

1:22.6

garden your money, every single one from his radio show.

1:28.1

And this lovely man would nod.

1:30.6

And then he finally got the, we had to the the floor they all ran out to tell their friends

1:35.3

I said mr. Benny

1:37.8

Doesn't that get kind of old of it all those year after year? And he said this lovely man said you know kid sometimes you you

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