Three years talking about anime,

Guess it's important to hear what they say

I'll get reppin' weapons throughout night and day

Now that you listen to the Ran Cafe

Y'all welcome ladies and gentlemen to our lovely podcast!

We bring you unfortunate news and that is that our podcast was stolen.

It was a fun time, it was a fun run.

Everyone enjoyed it, but someone stole our entire format.

They got into drama, they dirtyed everyone's name, especially their own.

And that person we are talking about is Ethan and Trisha,

famous YouTubers that started frenemies,

clearly copying the dynamic between me and anime.

Yes, bro, that is not even a joke, that is so true.

We've been the original frenemies for like three, almost four years now, Nox.

The only difference between us and that other podcast, which shall not be named.

You mean frenemies, which shall not be named Nox, is that-

Oh, you're a princess!

Okay, we have-

The era of a name.

We have a relatively sane person as like a mediator and that is Briggs.

I think the major difference is that we don't have a Trisha.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not, not.

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