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All right, all songs considered, NPR music, I'm Robin Hilton.

I'm here with Stephen Thompson. Welcome, Stephen.

Hello, Robin. We're looking back at our number one songs from each year of the past 25 years as we celebrate the show's 25th anniversary this year. We are up to 2013. Let's get right to it.

I'm going to go right here.

Well, I know it's Casey Musgraves, and I remember the song very well, but I cannot for the

life when we come up with the name.

If you save yourself from marriage, you're aboard.

If you don't save yourself from marriage, you're a horrible person.

If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude.

But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one.

If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat.

But if you lose too much, then you're on crack.

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

So you might as well just do whatever you want.

So make lots of noise,

kiss lots of boys, but kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When a straight and narrow Get a little too straight roll up the door Follow your arrow Follow your. One second before she said it.

I got it.

Really, that's incredible, Robin.

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