Our New Year’s Resolutions for Football in 2024
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 1 January 2024
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Football’s great - but it’s not perfect. As a new year rolls around, we thought it was a perfect time to decide on some resolutions that football should definitely adopt. All of them. Even the ridiculous ones.
Marcus, Jim, Luke and Vish bring some idea of their own, from shot clocks and sartorial guidance to fundamentally destroying the fabric of the game. Plus, we sift through a boatload of suggestions from you lovely lot, which mainly focus on spanking and Gary Neville’s goalgasm.
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| 0:00.0 | one day a year comes out of a hat today here's shorn dice but dressed by |
| 0:05.2 | yergen clop yeah i it's a dress each other okay and that's that's the that's the third round |
| 0:09.6 | so so so |
| 0:11.1 | the big inflatable cock and ball. |
| 0:13.0 | Like he was a staggy hen. |
| 0:15.0 | Happy New Year everybody. |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome to the Football Ramble. |
| 0:20.0 | My goodness, it's 2024. |
| 0:22.0 | I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Marker Speller. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Luke Ma, I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:25.0 | And I'm do you should have to Roger. My goodness we've made it another calendar year. Jim Campbell you're buzzing. |
| 0:45.8 | Delighted. They said we wouldn't do it. |
| 0:48.8 | Yeah. Give us an immediate fact about 2024, Jim. |
| 0:51.8 | It is the highest year ever recorded. |
| 0:54.3 | There you go. |
| 0:55.3 | We're here we're here baby. |
| 0:57.3 | We made it if you're listening to this. |
| 1:00.3 | People get a little bit down in January don't they but we're the |
| 1:02.4 | antidote to that. |
| 1:03.2 | We're still here. |
| 1:04.3 | Pre-recorded, I imagine we all feel this buoyant on the news. |
| 1:07.8 | Pre-recorder, which means so one of the things in this pre-scripted intro |
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