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The Raven Effect

Comedy, Sports, Wrestling

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Whore Dash, the newest sport you never knew you needed; To order whores, or not to order whores? Why weed delivery is a bad idea, well, at least according to Feeney; The downsides of cocaine use; Feeney shares the most unsanitary sex story he can imagine in his head, though he says it really happened and other sex stories; Bands who are great live and who suck live; Old stories from WCW brings Raven to a shocking revelation; Feeney's trying to write a song for Fozzy; According to Feeney, marriage sucks, because you lose all the fun stuff like nude photos; Fanmail, and of course, all the usual perversions.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello Reprobates, I am Rob the Producer. I have a statement to read.
0:04.5	Raven had to fast Thursday because of a colonoscopy on Friday. So he figured that
0:10.0	they would do the show Sunday. However, here it is Sunday except Feeney is sick and puking his guts up.
0:16.0	Rich is having family issues and we, needing to put the show out by Sunday night,
0:21.0	had decided to give you a Best Of episode.
0:24.4	Whatever that term may constitute in connection with this shit show, the term
0:28.4	shit show being our show and not the best of episode, which will be outstanding. Outstanding in the hall. Thank you for your
0:35.4	understanding and we hope you enjoy. P.S. for our devoted Patreon members we will still
0:41.6	continue to give you an extra 20 to 30 minutes of content so you will be getting an extra 20 to 30 minutes of best of material, which now that I think about it, could be more of a punishment.
0:51.0	But, so be it. The shit show must go on. Thank you all for your
0:56.0	patience with us and for your overwhelming loyalty.
1:00.0	The world is a vampire. The Raven Effect
1:04.0	The Raven Effect with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven.
1:07.0	A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.
1:10.4	Critics have hailed it as everything from...
1:12.4	Who's this Raven Jerk. And? Critics have hailed it as everything from Huh?
1:13.0	Who's this raven jerk?
1:14.0	And?
1:15.0	If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,
1:19.0	well, this is the shell for you. The spider my rage I am still just a red and a cane.
1:26.0	The spider my rage is still just a red and a cage.
1:32.0	Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, fluzies and reprobates the Raven Effect podcast I'm Raven and you're not.
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