Our Attorney On Call Saved Her Most Savage Revenge Ideas For Last!
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🗓️ 1 August 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.8 | We are on our very last day on how to get revenge that probably will not get you arrested. |
| 0:09.9 | She is a comedian. |
| 0:11.1 | She is also a lawyer. |
| 0:12.4 | She is is is. |
| 0:13.4 | You can check her out on Instagram on any social media platform at What the Ish. |
| 0:18.3 | Okay, what do we got today? |
| 0:19.7 | The grand finale today of revenge. The grand |
| 0:22.7 | finale. I love this one because it is completely anonymous, so no need to like run out and get |
| 0:28.6 | some of those like gift cards that are purchasing with cash and using a VPN. This is one of my |
| 0:32.4 | favorite websites are called Pranks Anonymous. They have so much good stuff. They will send it |
| 0:37.0 | absolutely anonymously. |
| 0:38.0 | And my favorite thing is their glitter bomb, which is kind of a misnomer. It's more of a spring-loaded cannon of very, very fine glitter. This one's great. They send it to the mail. This guy's a dumb-dum. He's going to get a package. Don't remember where he ordered it. like, oh my God, is this a drunk gift from past me? |
| 0:35.9 | He's going to open it up and it will cause the most chaotic mess wherever he opens it. |
| 0:58.3 | And what I love about glitter is it is what I call the herpes of arts and crafts. |
| 1:03.8 | Absolutely impossible to get rid of. And he will be finding, regardless of how much he |
| 1:08.4 | cleans and cleans and cleans and cleans, he will be finding |
| 1:11.3 | specks of glitter everywhere all over his apartment for the rest of his entire life. |
| 1:17.3 | And because Kristen loves a promo code, we do have one if you want to get 10% off of their |
| 1:24.7 | glitter bombs. |
| 1:25.5 | They also have peat's confetti and the poop |
| 1:29.3 | emoji mixed with glitter. |
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