Our 10 Favorite Ships, Sex Scenes, and Seminal Love Stories of the Century (So Far)

House of R

The Ringer

Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Mal and Jo celebrate another Valentine's Day together by pairing their annual V-Day Quickie with the next installment of the Best of the Century (So Far) series. Talk about a hookup! They share their favorite descriptions of love, sex scenes, surprise pairings, and more!(00:00) Intro(05:12) The Rules(10:38) Favorite Couple That We Actually Got(21:21) That's What the FanFic Is For(36:05) Surprise Pairing You Wound up Caring About the Most(43:00) No. 1 Champion Yearner(50:05) Passionate First Kiss(56:27) Hottest Sex Scene(01:05:57) The Sex Scene That Made You a Romantasy Fan(01:20:37) I Have Questions About the Physics(01:38:26) Most Gorgeous Description of Love(01:46:32) Poignant PartingHosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna RobinsonProducer: Carlos ChiribogaSocial: Jomi AdeniranAdditional Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopowell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to what is potentially the last House of Our we will ever record.
0:09.8	I'm Joanne Robinson.
0:11.3	That is Valerie Rubin.
0:12.5	It is our third annual Valentine's Day Quickie.
0:17.6	We're here today to test the bounds of our HR department to test the patients of our
0:23.7	producer Carlos, who is poor man in the room with us.
0:27.4	Mirror feet away. It's just an all-time pod to wind up in this studio for us.
0:32.6	As we read some things that Mallory and I both are unsure we feel up to reading on this very podcast.
0:39.6	You know what?
0:40.1	We're going to see how it feels in real time.
0:42.7	We've got a little foreplay, a little warm up.
0:45.0	We'll see how the mood strikes us in real time.
0:47.2	This is a confluence of multiple series.
0:50.2	It's not only our third V-D-Qquicky.
0:51.8	It's our fifth best of the century so far podcast. We're combining series. It's not only our third V-Day Quickie, it's our fifth best of the century so far podcast.
0:55.4	We're combining series.
0:56.7	It's a sweaty melding of bodies and forms.
1:02.7	We're back after this.
1:06.0	Being an adult sucks.
1:08.8	Adults, they have to work all day.
1:11.6	When adults get male, it's always bills and bills suck.
1:17.6	Sure, but we've got a driver's license.
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