and I just like the idea of them being like,

so there was this guy involved in this international incident

in Egypt the other week,

and I swear it was Dr. Jones,

but like, with this like Fedora and like,

it was crazy, he had a whip and they're like,

come on, don't make jokes about our soft boy Dr. Jones like that.

I feel like you would have the most like above board,

like boring like work study programs

or like they do like one extremely carefully arranged,

like one week trip out to a dig site

that's very carefully protected,

and like, he disappears for one day and comes back

with like a fresh bruise and they're like,

what happened?

He's like, oh, I slipped and walked into a tree.

Don't worry about it anyway.

And the students are like, oh, that Dr. Jones,

he's always getting into scrapes.

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode

of the Orville StarCastic podcast.

I am Blue and I'm joined by Red.

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