Canon event early in my and science relationship was me,

drunkenly at a college party,

explaining how Hannibal brought elephants over the Alps

in the Second Punic War.

Oh God.

I didn't have a map,

but of course the geography is very important

to understand Hannibal coming from North Africa

into Spain and then up and around the mountains.

So around the mountain he came.

He'll be coming around the mountain with war elephants.

So I took a blank wall and just started pointing to it

as if there was a map there

that I saw perfectly in my head

and she fully did not.

Despite that,

we still ended up dating afterwards and are married.

See, I would love to see that scene

because like from what I remember of college parties,

they were all in like someone's dirty dingy basement

somewhere off campus.

And like I can just imagine you like off in the corner,

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