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Ask Iliza Anything

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Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Iliza answers your questions about off-roading thievery, eye contact,and some of her at-home animal voices. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:07.0

Ask me on your question!

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram comments section!

0:13.0

Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook!

0:17.0

We'll see them, we'll read them!

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:27.0

Ask a laser anything!

0:29.0

Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

And we're back with another scintillating episode of

0:37.0

Why Can't Our Studio Get Better Microphones

0:40.0

also known as Ascalize Anything.

0:42.0

The quality sounds great to the listeners at home,

0:44.0

but to me it sounds like someone put a blanket over my head

0:47.0

and I'm underwater with a cold.

0:49.0

That's what it sounds like in my own head.

0:51.0

No one cares!

0:53.0

No one cares how I feel.

0:55.0

Well, but you know what's fun is I can hear the fucking headphones rattling around on my head.

0:59.0

So that's cool.

1:00.0

Are you sure you're not just having a nervous breakdown?

1:03.0

Are you sure you still have a job with me?

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