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So, we have a new pattern when it comes to WWE, my friends.

You have the music that hits, the Joe Tessator tells you the deal.

You then give it a beat, everyone goes silent, and out comes heel John Siler.

We also saw DIY walking in the back, and Tomaso Champa has shaved his beard.

Tell you, at first I thought aliens were going to attack.

Actually, it looks pretty damn good.

Otherwise, hello, my pals, and welcome to ups and downs for WW Smacka Down. And you could call it the Smacker Down after WrestleMania,

but WrestleMania now feels like it happened 47 years ago.

However, as we did say over that weekend,

please go and make a bunch of noise on social media,

because I, Simon Miller, also wrestle in my real life, for lack of a better term,

and we are going to try and manifest me appearing in a major USA promotion in the next 12 months.

That does not happen without a lot of noise, so if you would like to support me, please

do, and if not, you can just say, screw you, Simon, in the comments.

Sound good, great, let's up those downs.

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