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Orphan: First Kill Review

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Much like disposable tupperware, Orphan: First Kill rebels against the idea of a one-use premise. It ends up being the latest entry in the "meh" cinematic universe (MCU). https://youtu.be/mCa51cjcDNE Artwork by Dustin Goebel. Follow @dgoebel00 on instagram. Synopsis Orphan First Kill is a prequel to 2009’s Orphan, that starred, then 10 year old Isabelle Fuhrman. Now a fully grown adult woman, she is reprising her role as Esther, a thirty something year old psychopathic proportional dwarf posing as an 8-9 year old girl. In this film, we are shown how Esther escapes an Estonian mental facility and poses as an American family’s lost daughter. As time goes on, the family has more questions about Esther, and Esther has more questions about the family. Hjinks ensue. https://youtu.be/_uX6of3vBu0 Orphan: First Kill Trailer Review of Orphan: First Kill This is not a good movie, it’s not a bad movie, it’s meh. The film is directed by William Brent Bell, who directed The Boy and The Boy 2, which should set your expectations squarely in the Meh cinematic universe. I do applaud the plotting of the film, it unlocks the puzzle of how to reuse a one use premise.  Here’s the elephant in the room. Isabelle Fuhrman is not 10 years old any more. No matter the amount of camera angles and the de-aging they use, she still looks like a full grown woman. It doesn’t detract from the film nearly as much as you would expect, but it is a bizarre choice nonetheless. Would you film a Home Alone Prequel with a fully grown Macaulay Culkin? The saving grace of the film is the twist around the middle of the film. It does add an interesting dynamic, and saves it from being a true rehash. Overall, you get what you expect. A little psychopath that kills a lot of people. Score 5/10 Orphan: First Kill Add it to your collection or rent it now.Click here to buy

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0:00.0

Is this a metal thing? Yes.

0:17.6

What taste?

0:19.5

David.

0:20.4

David, what is this?

0:22.0

He's pretty thick.

0:23.7

I have to kill a lot of people.

0:26.3

Just tell me what you want me to fuck.

0:28.0

I have big tips and a tiny vagina.

0:30.7

Oil me up, daddy.

0:32.0

I can't believe that Bryce prefers big tits.

0:35.1

Missletoe alert.

0:36.4

This is not the country.

0:37.2

This guy was a real jerk.

0:38.6

How long can Hugo be prognant?

0:40.6

Chop, chop, chop, chop.

0:41.7

Oh, I'm just such a dick, David.

0:43.5

Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.

0:45.7

You what?

0:46.3

Hoodie Picasso.

0:48.1

Horror.

0:51.1

Hey, it's your boys, Bryce Hansen and David Day.

0:58.0

Hey, I got to tell you, Bryce.

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