4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2016
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Welcome once more Cool Kids! A quick update on the Primaries and it's on with the episode! Learn about an intrepid reporter who covered a murder and was met with backlash! Mostly because she's 9. Artists and business have been stepping up to boycott North Carolina ever since HB2! Travis found three fun stories on Huffington Post and we're doing all 3! An empowering Muppet, a poor choice of words and Satanic Masturbation, what fun! Brent provides a little perspective on the Zika Virus panic. All that, plus the Wi-Five of the Week!
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0:00.0 | This week, demonic masturbators, boycott crusaders, and little girl haters. |
0:06.0 | I'm Brent Black. I'm Travis McElroy. |
0:09.0 | And I'm Satan's Dildo, with trends like these. |
0:13.0 | Hello Brent. |
0:14.0 | Hello Brent. Travis, it's the middle of the week. I'm talking to you, you're talking to me, |
0:29.3 | what's shaken bacon. Nothing. |
0:32.5 | Nothing at all, Brent. |
0:33.8 | Just, you know, spending my day, recording, editing, |
0:37.9 | thinking about life, publishing, eating rice cakes. |
0:42.2 | What are you some kind of podcaster now is that what you're so |
0:44.5 | like some kind of? Apparently so when I took the test in elementary school I |
0:49.3 | it I was most likely to be either a podcaster or a garbage man. |
0:54.2 | Of course in those days podcaster just meant somebody who like you know takes peas and throws them really far. |
1:00.4 | But... Wait is that not what it is? |
1:05.0 | This is, you've been doing it all wrong. It explains why my numbers are so low. |
1:08.0 | Hello, welcome to trends like these. |
1:11.0 | What is trends like these? |
1:12.0 | Brent, what is it? |
1:13.7 | Explain yourself. |
1:14.8 | Real internet. |
1:16.1 | Ah, God damn it. |
1:17.1 | You blew it. |
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