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Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2020
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
We are in the middle of the perfect storm, people... the perfect storm of STUPID! The stock market is dropping, Russia and Saudi Arabia are squabbling over oil prices, and a deadly Coronavirus is coming at us like an avalanche. Can things get any worse? Our guest this week, actress and double cancer survivor, Lourdes Reynolds can shed some light on this. Lourdes gives us an inside look into her harrowing ordeal with the US healthcare system, and how she beat cancer TWICE!
Titus Podcast... because the world is a clown show!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, this is the Highlander with the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.8 | This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors. |
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| 0:24.5 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:27.8 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:31.8 | Well, after 10 years of the stock market going up like Kanye's ego, the market lost 15% of its value on Monday. |
| 0:38.9 | Here's how the stock market works. You put your money in a company, and depending on how that |
| 0:42.6 | company does, you either win money or lose money. You know what? It's like a worldwide casino. |
| 0:48.9 | And we all know how amazing our president has done with casinos. Our president has been claiming the stock market is |
| 0:57.8 | his doing all of it. I mean, forget the fact that under Obama it went from 6,000 to 20,000. |
| 1:03.6 | Okay. But every day Trump talked about the strongest market in history. And what did he say |
| 1:10.1 | when it dropped the other day? |
| 1:11.7 | Are financial markets overreacting here? |
| 1:14.1 | I think the financial markets are very upset when they look at the Democrat candidate |
| 1:19.0 | standing on that stage making fools out of themselves. |
| 1:21.8 | Now the coronavirus is one reason they're saying. |
| 1:24.2 | The other is oil. |
| 1:25.3 | See, Russia and Saudi have been propping up prices to keep prices of gas and oil high because they're saying. The other is oil. See, Russia and Saudi have been propping up prices to keep |
| 1:29.0 | prices of gas and oil high because they know that we in America are all going to be driving |
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