We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 869. PR 2904.

Certificate number 39131.

AJACS.

Former Premier Musseidex ruined house is a mute testimony to three days of bloody rioting

culminating in a military coup from which the one time

dictator of Iran fled for his life.

Now even though we had a little recording interrigenum here in the fall, it's only

been a few days since Futurelings, if they're listening in order,

learned about Kermit Roosevelt's voyage on the River of Doubt.

That's right.

Just cast your mind back.

Yes, I can recall.

This will be the second time where, the second time that we've done somewhat linked episodes if not back to back then

we just did bottom-mind off because I thought it would be funny but instead people were

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