Open Relationships (w/ Kelly Hudson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

"My life's work was dating people." Kelly Hudson (Search Party, Sunnyside, CollegeHumor) left her open-relationship to be with the man she's married to today. She shares her tricky experience dating 4 people at once, her first rules for dating in an open relationship, and what it's like to be on dating apps while married. Plus, Nicole shares her hard stance on feet, and period sex. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast or a meaner called Byron tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could throw me out the window and call me a cunt.
0:39.0	Even though I would digest myself up and say I love you.
0:47.0	My guest today has a podcast coming out called The Squirt.
0:51.0	You've also seen her on I have your IMDB page.
0:55.0	Oh my god.
0:57.0	You've seen her on sunny side.
0:59.0	You've seen her in search party.
1:01.0	Alone, alone, lonely and horny.
1:03.0	It's cute.
1:05.0	Oh my god.
1:07.0	Hi guys.
1:09.0	Thanks for having me.
1:11.0	Thank you for doing this.
1:13.0	Oh my god, I got so nervous when you started to read off of my IMDB.
1:15.0	Why?
1:17.0	Oh, is it going to be a bunch of like college humor videos from 10 years ago?
1:21.0	No, I started at the most recent.
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