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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

OOTL Presents The Golden Palace: S1E23 "Sex, Lies, and Tortillas"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 11 August 2022

ā±ļø 64 minutes

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Summary

H.Ā AlanĀ and Kerri watch TheĀ GoldenĀ PalaceĀ season 1 episode "Sex, Lies, and Tortillas,'' where they discuss their spring break experiences, the ideal size of a peephole, and the greatest Blanche Devereaux callback in the history of the series. Listen on WhoHaha or wherever you get your podcasts, and for more Golden Girls greatness follow Out on the Lanai on Instagram (@outonthelanaiofficial), Twitter (@goldengirlspod), and Facebook (goldengirlspodcast). Stay Golden!

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0:00.0

Thank you for being a friend.

0:05.9

Travel down the road and back again.

0:09.7

Your heart is true.

0:11.6

You're a pearl and a confidant.

0:15.3

Picture at Los Angeles 2022.

0:18.4

Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.

0:23.7

I'm H. Allen Scott slash Sadie Pines.

0:26.8

And I'm Carrie Doherty.

0:28.1

And this is a podcast where we used to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and then talk about it, but we ran out of episodes.

0:34.0

So now we're breaking down all fantastic 24 episodes of the Golden Palace, which of course

0:38.5

is a spinoff of the Golden Girls and is currently streaming in the United States on Hulu.

0:44.1

Yes, and we just watched Season 1 episode 23 titled Sex, Lies and Tortillas, which aired on May 7th,

0:51.9

1993, and is the one where it's spring break. Oh, my God, take your

0:56.6

top off. Don't take your top off. Please. Let's keep this family friendly. This is family

1:03.2

friendly. No, it's chilly in our place because little Oreo has sensitive skin when it comes to heat.

1:11.5

So do I?

1:13.4

You and baby Oreo have a lot in common.

1:15.7

We really do.

1:16.5

I get hives when it's really, really hot.

1:18.4

Right now I have hives because it's so hot outside.

1:21.3

So of course, you know, RAC's on as well.

1:23.5

But even when the AC's on for me, I still get the hives.

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