4.8 • 895 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to only stupid answers. |
0:02.3 | Quick PSA, please wash your dirty little hands. |
0:04.6 | Wash your dirty little hands. |
0:06.7 | Stop stealing masks from hospitals and just wash your hands for 20 seconds. |
0:10.4 | Please for the love of God. |
0:11.4 | Because the masks that actually help you, |
0:13.8 | you need to have training to use. |
0:15.8 | And by the way, thank you for listening to this podcast, |
0:18.0 | this wonderful, best podcast in the whole world |
0:19.9 | on your phone, on your dirty little phone. |
0:22.4 | 20 seconds. That you use in the bathroom. |
0:25.4 | So I use my phone in the bathroom. |
0:27.3 | Of course I do. |
0:28.2 | Have I ever wiped down my phone until a coronavice? |
0:30.8 | No, because I'm a gross person. Just think about it, do it, let's all stay safe, but don't panic. |
0:36.0 | Don't go buy out all the gloves at a store when people who actually need those can't get them anymore. |
0:40.5 | Yeah, and it's just 20 seconds, so either two happy birthdays or for me |
0:44.3 | ABC's. Yeah. Well wait a me see easy as one two three. |
0:51.0 | those I'm and then you know one one one one is all his kids |
0:54.0 | a two three baby you it wow I really want to go listen to that song now |
0:58.0 | that's like we go instant happy you did you gave yourself a little gift right there |
1:02.0 | mhm same with eight no mountain high enough. |
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