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🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Happy Birthday Albert Einstein! We celebrate this special occasion by hearing about how Wayne Rooney was knocked out by fellow footballer Phil Bardsley during an after hours boxing match…
Plus, we read a couple of emails relating to Only Fools and Horses-themed outlets and Luke reveals that Pete’s got a deep dark secret concerning Peaky Blinders.
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0:00.0 | Happy birthday, Albert Einstein. It's the Luke at Patreon. Mine is paid Donaldson. I'm |
0:15.0 | John by Luke Merle. Luke, what have you got to say about one of the most celebrated |
0:18.5 | scientists on the earth? Well, he's no longer on the earth, sir. He is on the earth. |
0:23.8 | His energy is everywhere, mate. Do you not listen to a word he fucking said? That's true, |
0:27.1 | actually. I like all these internet quotes that he did that people cite. Yeah. Like, I don't |
0:32.8 | know. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Yeah. Is it actually his birthday today? |
0:39.8 | It is his birthday today. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Albert. What happened to find |
0:43.6 | that out? Did you research that? I just typed a panicked. A panicked, a famous |
0:49.2 | birthday. It's also Quincy Jones's birthday as well. Michael Cairn as well. I'm |
0:53.8 | Mr. Mr. Batman. Yeah. Oh, Mr. Batman. Did he say that? I'm Mr. Batman. He says, Oh, Mr. |
1:01.1 | Batman. I do enjoy working in the back cave. Mr. Batman. One of the things that Albert |
1:06.9 | Einstein did actually say is that if you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't |
1:10.9 | understand it yourself. And that has haunted me my entire life. My entire life has been |
1:16.4 | haunted. You should be thinking about explaining anything to 16, six year olds, not 16 year |
1:22.2 | old. Well, my name is literally six. Yeah. She asks a lot of questions. It's all |
1:26.7 | the way I say. Okay, I'm going to, I'm going to imagine me with a little worry pop in |
1:32.0 | a big head. I'm six years old. Lukey. What's a mum and dad special cuddle? Nothing's changed |
1:38.4 | Pete. This is exactly the same as a normal episode. I thought you did a slightly different |
1:42.5 | voice and you mimicked holding a lollipop. That way, really. That way, really. Yes. And |
1:50.8 | it was like the thing that shot me wasn't that when Rooney was wearing like little, little |
1:56.9 | shots and a vest and looking like the side of a house as a professional footballer, |
2:02.8 | licking a massive chopper chop. It was that, you know, I'll let you buy those chopper |
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