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The Bert Show

One Of Us Needs YOUR Help Tricking A Man Into Loving Her!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Can #BertShowFam help Producer Rebecca get a boyfriend? She wants a listener to crash her date to help her impress a man! Will it work?!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. I think we all know this, that the best way to get a man is to trick him.

0:05.2

Got to trick him into loving you. Yep. All right, Rebecca, what you need?

0:09.0

Unfortunately, I am in love. That's a joke. I'm not actually in love.

0:14.3

She's so in love. I don't think I am. I think it's a joke. I think it's still a joke.

0:19.1

But you're getting all the feels. I have a crush, which makes you the corneous person alive.

0:23.8

Anyone with a crush is so cringe.

0:25.7

It's so hard.

0:26.3

I never really understood what that was.

0:28.2

What's the difference between having a crush and being attracted to somebody?

0:32.1

They're one and the same, but typically I feel like if you have a crush on somebody, don't know you like them which makes it a crush I feel like there's intention behind a crush I have a crush on

0:42.4

someone like I really want to date them whereas like I'm attracted to Zach Efron I don't have a crush

0:47.0

on Zach Efron you know what I mean like I just think he's hot emotions there's an emotional aspect

0:51.1

to a crush okay I am I'm in the middle of an infatuation with an entanglement.

0:56.8

I've been talking to a man, basically.

0:58.8

So I came on air like a month ago,

1:01.7

and I was talking about how I was nervous about a first date,

1:05.1

which I had not been on a first date in a long time.

1:08.2

And spoiler, it went well.

1:11.2

And I guess I do like him

1:12.8

because we've been on like four dates since,

1:15.4

which has been very cool.

1:16.9

Did we ever do a follow up on,

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