One Bert Show Member Owes Two Listeners An Apology

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Typically Bert is open to talking to listeners when they approach him. But on this particular day, Bert was embarrassed by the items he was buying at the store. Because of this, he owes a few listeners an apology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.6	All right, I need to apologize to two virtue listeners,
0:07.8	two P1s that quite frankly, I was,
0:13.5	I hate saying this as a five foot four guy, short with,
0:17.1	at the CVS in, I don't know where I live,
0:22.8	it could be swanning, it could be John's Creek.
0:25.8	Okay, I'm at the CVS the other day.
0:27.7	But thank you for saying that,
0:28.5	because I got to pick up my meds today at my CVS.
0:30.1	Okay.
0:30.9	So because as I'm walking out of the CVS, I mean,
0:37.2	one line's up and is so excited,
0:38.5	oh my God, that's right, I heard you got,
0:40.2	you live up here now, oh my God.
0:42.3	And I was just real sheepish to get out of there, man.
0:45.1	And then normally I will engage in conversation.
0:48.6	And as Kristen says, we've all said a million times,
0:51.4	I love when you guys approach us and say, hey,
0:53.4	I love it, man, don't ever feel bad about that.
0:55.5	Come on up.
0:56.6	I'm this particular day though, I was feeling a little embarrassed.
1:01.9	So I rushed the conversation and then just as I'm out of the door at the CVS,
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