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🗓️ 30 May 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to The Damage Report. Make sure to follow and rate our show with five stars. |
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0:53.6 | Hi, everybody. I'm Johnny DeRola. This is the damage report. Brett Erlick, how are you doing? |
0:58.5 | John's got a sexy strand today, boys and girls. This is the first time I'm seeing myself. |
1:03.0 | I'm getting a haircut later on, so I didn't want to do anything, like put stuff in my hair. And so my hair is like, well then I give up. |
1:11.6 | The sexiest example of the sexy strand is when Bell fell off the horse and beauty and the beast. |
1:18.6 | And I was like, oh. |
1:20.6 | Does she blow it away from her face? |
1:23.6 | No, that's Ariel, idiot. |
1:25.6 | Oh, well then you're wrong. And I found the best example of strand. |
1:31.5 | I'm glad that you were able to identify the second best, you pervert. Wait, what's that? |
1:36.2 | You just like that scene for the feet, you pervert. I feel like only one person here has brought up |
1:41.4 | anything involving feet. Ah, John's been through it this morning. His monitor doesn't work. |
1:49.0 | Yeah, it's just a black void. |
1:50.0 | There's no buttons on the TV, which is a very real problem that many people, I had this whole thing with my mom when her Roke TV stopped working. |
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