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Welcome to these lips on lockdown with me, Georgie Porter.

I'm Mise Samiramite, we are your weekly dose of honesty given you a fresh new take on the stories

of the week. It's been another week. I've recording from home and we cannot wait to bring you

your brilliant stories of the week. This week, find out what made Georgie say this.

This girl's just shattering over the flat straight away so she's definitely herself.

And what made Samiramite say this? Basically, I've got a very quick head.

Probably nothing. Probably something very clever. Probably something sick to say because I'm

fucking awesome. So how have you been? What's going on?

Um, God, I've been working out a lot.

Cool. Every day. Outside, inside in my ladies chamber. Where?

BXR. Oh my goodness. That is hardcore. I've heard about all the time but like it's just like my

life. Yeah, do you go early morning? Do you have a little bit of my eyes?

Really? I struggle to wake up and I really, really don't know who I am and I'm rude. I'm a horrible

person. If you want me up, I'll be like, fuck off. Oh, I'm alright. Yeah, how'd you get that?

Have you always had it? Always. I'm jealous. I've always been an early

rising. I've always been at what's it called? Night out when a night, early bird. Night out. Night out

on an early bird. Pigeon, pasta. Pasta pigeon. I'm just a pigeon. People call me a pigeon

head actually. No, no, no. Because basically I've got a very quick head, not like that.

Well, for an early bird, you have got a really great hat. I rewind. I said, okay, so when I move my

head, I move really quickly. I bet. God, still. Yeah. Okay, so when I look at something,

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