So I'm reading this story about the transfer portal, and I was reading that Kurt,

Kurt Signetti is now the new portal king. He has stolen that crown from Lane Kiffin, right?

And that's the story I'm reading, Portal King. And Lane is, look, LSU's in a weird spot.

They don't have any quarterbacks on their roster. Like, it's a weird thing at LSU right now.

And, of course, I'm over here rooting for LSU having to deal with Ole Miss dipsets who have no clue how anything works. Like, they are the greatest example of new money dipshits, and their time will come that they're going to be, you know, back to their rightful place and everywhere. But of course, they're dick swinging because Trinidad Chambliss and the running back.

Kowan Lacey decided to stay at Ole. place and everywhere. But of course, they're dick swinging because Trinidad, Chambliss and the running back.

Kowan Lacey decided to stay at Ole Miss instead of transferring.

And people thought they might have transferred to LSU to go with Lane.

So, of course, they're dick swinging over this.

And I read a tweet from somebody today.

And the tweet said, it appears that Pete Golding is currently winning the breakup over Lane Kiffin. And I'm like, yeah, and if you don't know Pete Golding is the defensive coordinator at Ole Miss, who's now the head coach who just was essentially gifted the job because they couldn't get anybody else to take the job because, well, they didn't really offer anybody else. There was no one else to take the job. So they gave it to the defensive coordinator,

who seems to be doing fine,

and they're in the semifinals now,

and hey, more power to them, right?

My issue with that kind of logic,

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