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Am I the Jerk?

Old Man STEALS my Daughters STUFFED ANIMAL and RUNS OFF WITH IT... so we SHUT HIM DOWN

Am I the Jerk?

youtube.com/amithejerk

Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled old jerk walks up to my four-year-old daughter and steals her stuffed animal right out of her hands at a convenience store.

0:06.6

And I'm honestly still in shock that this guy actually did that to us.

0:10.0

Here's what happened.

0:10.9

Okay, so this happened a few days ago, and I can't believe I actually have a story to share.

0:15.1

So I was standing in line at our local corner market with my daughter when this entitled jerk in front of us turns around,

0:21.1

sees my daughter's favorite stuffed animal, and proceeds to walk right up to her and take it

0:25.5

out of her hands and start walking away. This stuffed animal, her monkey from IKEA, goes with

0:30.2

us literally everywhere. She's had it since she was a baby, and since she just started school,

0:35.2

I've brought it with me to pick her up. She just finished her first week, so I let her pick out a piece of candy from the store

0:40.7

to celebrate.

0:41.7

Anyways, this jerk was walking away with her monkey, I guess trying to make some kind of joke,

0:46.1

and she looks at me with the biggest tears welling up in her eyes.

0:48.9

I want to yell at this guy, but instead I smiled at my daughter, and I said, tell him

0:53.3

that's not his and to give it back.

0:55.5

It's not nice to take stuff that doesn't belong to us. Well, she instantly lights up and turns to him

1:00.6

and says just as loudly, that is mine, give it back. He then turns around and is like, oh, I thought

1:06.2

you found him for me. Can I have him? So I then give my girl a nod, and she says again very loudly,

1:11.5

that is not yours, give him back to me right now. Well, after that show, he does exactly that and

1:16.9

resumes his lurking. Now, I was really pissed off. First off, I was alone with my four-year-old

1:21.8

daughter, and this guy, although he was older, was like six foot three, I'm literally 5 foot 1. He literally did not say a word to us.

1:29.5

He just turned around and walked up to us and took the monkey out of her hands. The clerk behind

1:33.7

the counter was a young guy too, and he was just laughing, which made me even more angry.

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