Old Man STEALS my Daughters STUFFED ANIMAL and RUNS OFF WITH IT... so we SHUT HIM DOWN
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 27 June 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled old jerk walks up to my four-year-old daughter and steals her stuffed animal right out of her hands at a convenience store. |
| 0:06.6 | And I'm honestly still in shock that this guy actually did that to us. |
| 0:10.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:10.9 | Okay, so this happened a few days ago, and I can't believe I actually have a story to share. |
| 0:15.1 | So I was standing in line at our local corner market with my daughter when this entitled jerk in front of us turns around, |
| 0:21.1 | sees my daughter's favorite stuffed animal, and proceeds to walk right up to her and take it |
| 0:25.5 | out of her hands and start walking away. This stuffed animal, her monkey from IKEA, goes with |
| 0:30.2 | us literally everywhere. She's had it since she was a baby, and since she just started school, |
| 0:35.2 | I've brought it with me to pick her up. She just finished her first week, so I let her pick out a piece of candy from the store |
| 0:40.7 | to celebrate. |
| 0:41.7 | Anyways, this jerk was walking away with her monkey, I guess trying to make some kind of joke, |
| 0:46.1 | and she looks at me with the biggest tears welling up in her eyes. |
| 0:48.9 | I want to yell at this guy, but instead I smiled at my daughter, and I said, tell him |
| 0:53.3 | that's not his and to give it back. |
| 0:55.5 | It's not nice to take stuff that doesn't belong to us. Well, she instantly lights up and turns to him |
| 1:00.6 | and says just as loudly, that is mine, give it back. He then turns around and is like, oh, I thought |
| 1:06.2 | you found him for me. Can I have him? So I then give my girl a nod, and she says again very loudly, |
| 1:11.5 | that is not yours, give him back to me right now. Well, after that show, he does exactly that and |
| 1:16.9 | resumes his lurking. Now, I was really pissed off. First off, I was alone with my four-year-old |
| 1:21.8 | daughter, and this guy, although he was older, was like six foot three, I'm literally 5 foot 1. He literally did not say a word to us. |
| 1:29.5 | He just turned around and walked up to us and took the monkey out of her hands. The clerk behind |
| 1:33.7 | the counter was a young guy too, and he was just laughing, which made me even more angry. |
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