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History Is Dank

Old Hollywood Gossip With Chad & JT At Netflix Is A Joke Fest

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

5.0584 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Live from the W pool in Hollywood, Chad and JT join Strider to discuss the rivalry of gossip columnists Loullea Parsons and Hedda Hopper. With a combined audience of over 75 million people these two ladies held sway over the careers actors, directors and even studio heads.

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Sources: Britannica.com, Vanityfair.com ‘The Powerful Rivalry of Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons’ by Amy Fine Collins, Wikipedia.org, Encyclopedia.com, Knowledgestew.com ‘The Origin of the Paparazzi’ by Daniel Ganninger

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0:00.0

All right, cool. How you bro's feeling? You guys ready? Yeah. Let's do it. Let's freaking party,

0:05.7

dude. Welcome to an ep of history as dank, dude. We're just posted up right now at a pool party,

0:12.7

dude, at the W in Hollywood. I mean, you guys, do you feel at home, dude? Chat and JT. Legends guest

0:19.0

today, dude, what up? Dude, I feel chic. That's how I feel right now. Yeah. Yeah, I want to be demure and say that, you know, this isn't normal for me, but I feel very comfortable in these surroundings. Exactly. I came out of the womb in a pool party. My parents actually had me at the standard in L.A. That makes complete sense. My mom popped me out in the juku.

0:39.3

And you were conceived at a different pool party.

0:41.3

At a different standard.

0:43.3

Yeah, the one in Miami by the marina.

0:45.3

Oh, that's a great one, dude.

0:47.3

Yeah, my dad plugged my mom there.

0:49.3

And he said he knew instantly put a little Red Bull baby in her.

0:53.3

Dude, that's just so legendary, dude. Dude, my dad, when my mom hooked up with my dad, dude, my dad's like me, he's a finesse bottom. And my mom was just, and it's, you know, this is coming out right after Mother's Day. So shout out to the moms, dude. Thanks for hooking up with our dads. Love you, Mom. Thank you. Legends.

1:11.2

And, yeah, dude, my dad was all.

1:13.7

Because I'm the fourth of five.

1:14.9

My dad was like, I don't know if I can handle another. My dad just, my mom kind of grabbed my dad's throat and was like, let's do this. Let's go for it. I love that. Yeah. It really took agency. When did you find out your dad was a finesse bottom?

1:25.2

I walked in on them early on.

1:27.3

I was always in a wanderer.

1:29.2

That's kind of why I like history.

1:30.3

I'm curious.

1:31.1

You're a wanderer. That's kind of why I like history. I'm curious. You're a searcher? Yeah, I'm a searcher. And I heard a noise from upstairs, and it was a noise like, ah, ah, and I walked in. It was my father making that noise. Did that inform the way that you engage in coital activities? I think so. They do say that your mannerisms, with adoptive children, your mannerisms and the way you care yourself is biological. So you won't adapt. Like if you have an adoptive father, you don't copy their mannerisms of what you see. It's genetic. Oh, I was wondering about that the other day. I was like, what if my dad wasn't my bio father? Would I still be a lot like him just because of the time we spent together and because of the, you know, the dynamic? But that's good to know that it would be different. But I've seen you bone. Yes. And I've talked about this before. You're not a finesse bottom. You you think i have some power you're like a jackhammer

2:18.6

bottom i don't know if that's like the technical phrase for it but i walked in on you because you left all

2:23.1

the doors open yeah i'm a sick sick fuck in our small apartment well and according to gt you're both you're very

2:29.8

vocal yeah you were loud i didn't even know i was so in the zone i was like um inverted if you was this is the top gun even know. I was so in the zone. I was like,

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