I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

Paddy Power.

Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Welcome in to Outkick the show. I am your fearless leader, Clay Travis. I appreciate all of you hanging out with me as we are rolling into

what soon will be, hopefully, a college football weekend filled with great success. Next weekend,

obviously, is the official week one of college football. We got a bunch of games going on this

weekend. I'll be back with you on Monday.

This is the last show of the week.

A bunch of stuff to dive into.

But let's start with unbelievable news on the green dildo front.

Taking you into the weekend, I want to read for you one of the lead stories at ESPN.com.

I am reading, this is according to the Associated Press.

An Ohio man has been arrested, charged with two counts of assault for throwing a green dildo onto the court at a WNBA

game in New York City. Charles Burgess, 32 years old, our hero from Dayton, Ohio,

home of the Wright brothers, was arrested Wednesday and charged with two counts of dildo assault

for allegedly throwing dildos on August 5th, allegedly hitting a 12-year-old girl with a

dildo.

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