Happy Monday, everybody. I woke up today and I just thought, I want to do crime. I want to do bad stuff.

It kind of reminds me of that kid who went viral. Remember, he was seven years old out of Florida,

and he decided to just hijack his grandma's car and go for a little joy ride and so a police

officer saw him swerving and when the news cameras came and they asked him

why would you do this what made you think as a seven-year-old that this was appropriate?

Here's what he said.

I want to do because it's fun to do bad things

to drive into a car.

So did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?

Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrest stuff for my friend.

So classic, so honest, yeah, I knew I could kill somebody,

but I just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends.

And I would say, ladies and gentlemen, there's an argument to be made that that really has been the American foreign policy since Vietnam War.

We're just doing hood rats up with our friends overseas.

Let's talk about that.

Plus, later on to the show, a DEI pilot, or someone who supports

DEI rather, came for me.

She's a girl boss pilot.

She's like really mad at the idea

that I do not think DEI piloting

is going to lead to anything else other than a disaster.

And we're also going to talk about Taylor Swift,

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