Oh No, I've Seen Dilbert's Toilet

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

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Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

It's a clips extravaganza on Double Threat this week as Tom and Julie plow through ten (count 'em TEN!) listener clips, including Scott Adams house tour, Nigella Lawson saying "microwave," a pair of public access theater critics, and more! Plus Brett reveals his love for rubs and glazes! And Julie breaks down the Armie Hammer scandal for Tom!

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TODAY'S CLIPS:

*Weird Al "Chicken Pot Pie" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siZMgywImXY&feature=youtu.be

*Nigella Lawson https://twitter.com/etceterawithest/status/1336287775390396417

*Walmart Fight Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

*Dr Dick https://www.doctordick.de

*Two on the Aisle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSlynL_-Zok&feature=emb_title

*Miles Davis Door https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOipTXvNNo&feature=youtu.be

*Big Ang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJFitY_mY9A&feature=youtu.be

*Ben & Jerry's Graveyard https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=252&v=JzN6gs-Iebg&feature=youtu.be

*Mike Parry Cinnamon Challenge https://twitter.com/WeLoveBettingUK/status/1229110192471711749

*Scott Adams House Tour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43oV01a6qY8&feature=youtu.be

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Forever! I want to break your ribs and cook them starring Army Hammer press 2.
0:17.0	I have read nothing on the stuff.
0:21.0	You're in luck or you're not because I have read everything.
0:26.0	Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, why don't you...
0:28.0	You're predisposed to cannibalism.
0:31.0	Don't put it that way in terms of as a as a enthusiasm as an interest.
0:37.0	No keep going. The Cannibal cop I never saw anybody more upset. The Cannibal
0:42.1	cop did a book signing you would have been the first
0:47.3	anywhere near I would never go near please can you make this out to Julie Just because I own a copy of Gilberto Valley's book
0:56.0	does not mean that I'm a fan of his.
0:59.0	I think it's great that he went to prison, honestly.
1:02.0	I think that throwing him in prison for his fantasies
1:05.3	does it set a dangerous precedent?
1:07.6	Sure.
1:08.6	Am I happy that he was in jail?
1:10.8	I was thrilled about it. First of all, I'm happy when any cop goes to jail. I was thrilled about it. First of all, I'm happy when any cop goes to jail.
1:15.0	Second of all, that guy was like stalking women because he had the resources of a cop.
1:22.0	And the reason why he got arrested was because because he had the resources of a cop.
1:23.0	And the reason why he got arrested was because he was going back and forth with someone about the specs of like,
1:29.0	my wife is this much and my oven is this big and you're like,
1:32.0	that's enough, as far as I'm
1:33.4	concerned I'm okay with that be like but that's just a fantasy like I don't
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