"Oh, Brother!"

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:05.2	The new McChrispy Strip is here.
0:07.6	Dip approved by ketchup, tangy barbecue, honey mustard, honey mustard,
0:10.9	Sprite, McFlurry, Big MacSauce, double-dipped in Buffalo and Ranch,
0:14.3	more ranch, and creamy chili, McChispy Strip Dip.
0:17.7	Now at McDonald's.
0:19.3	Bada-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu.
0:21.2	Wow, I love root tales of magic, and I wish I could hear more.
0:25.8	That's you. That's what you sound like.
0:28.3	Guess what? We have so much more great stuff for you to listen to on our Patreon.
0:32.8	That's me. That's what I sound like, as I tell you about all the great extra podcasting we have at patreon.com slash rude tales of magic.
0:40.4	We've got Carly Monardo running a game called Goblet with a fat ass.
0:44.8	We've got Joe Lepore as wealthy Parson, guide to all the strange phenomena of Nethermerk, like Wormduces, mold people, and water.
0:52.8	And we've got a dungeon master's Camp David where I, Chris Hastings, not doing this voice,
0:57.8	sit down to talk running D&D for radio with Skulltenders, Cohen-Enfield.
1:02.2	There's a lot more that we've got stashed over the years and more coming all the time.
1:06.9	Check them out at patreon.com slash rude tales of magic to get yourself a little treat and help us keep the show going.
1:13.5	And if you wish not zip from our black grail of Bonecon, hey, listen, can you just like tell your friends you like the show and, you know, post about it and stuff?
1:22.8	That would be helpful too.
1:24.5	Thank you.
1:29.2	Thank you. Ah, back to the cemetery to hear more rude tales of magic.
1:37.4	Lucky you. Your old pal, the grave freaker robbed, I mean, found this dusty cassette tape inside of a casket.
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