Well, hello, everyone. My name is Luke Thomas. This is Brian Campbell. This is our sex scene.

We said we would never do this again. At least not on camera. Not that part.

Hi, this is Old School Room Service Diaries where we tread a line between unemployment and dick jokes.

Yes. I don't know how good they're going to be. Not great. Not great. Because we're a little rusty.

But we're on the road in here in Jersey City, New Jersey, which is to be fair a shithole.

But it is our shithole. And even though you don't have the view to prove it, the Manhattan skyline

is like right there. It's actually pretty nice. It is. It's the Manhattan skyline from here. I

one time got up at like right when the sun was just blocked by the skyscrapers in South Manhattan.

That took a picture. It's one of my favorite pictures. This is the 43-year-old person story,

which is utterly worthless. And I should be euthanized for telling a story so stupid,

but it is true. It was beautiful to see. I thought that was going to be somebody

getting third-worlded, but now it's very very wholesome. And hey, my wife got me these socks a

while ago. What are your thoughts on them? Fried or Diet Chubaka, bro? No, bro. Check it out

closer. Chubaka. Chubaka with the Chubaka, you know, Kevin Nash. I feel like it's racist.

Do reg. No, it's not. It's Chubaka. It's Chubaka, bro. That's Chubaka who's just dropping the

N word and parties. Yo, Chubaka was right or die, bro. I do stop dropping the N word. Okay,

Chubaka was right or die. Yo, this is mixing it with another American hero. No, this guy,

this guy is, this guy is telling inappropriate jokes in the workplace. Chubaka is more

Kashik American to be fair, right? Yeah. Yeah. What was the last time, like, I'm not talking

something debatable. I'm talking like clearly over the line. What was the last time someone did

something like wildly racist? Oh, you hear that announcer, Glenn Kuiper on the MLB broadcast?

Oh, yes. That was pretty bad. When he was talking about the Negro Lee? Yes, yes, yes. But he didn't

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