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Colin is in for Jake.

So he sent some things along as well.

And I'll just start with this one.

Masters this weekend.

Would you rather have lifetime tickets to all four days or play Augusta once?

Is this really a question?

What would you rather have? Lifetime tickets to all four days or play Augusta once?

Tickets.

Murray, if you had a choice, you could have master's tickets all four days for lifetime or just get to play Augusta once. What would it be? Oh, just play Augusta once. Oh my gosh, not even fucking close. I don't want tickets to really anything. I don't need tickets for anything. Yeah. I don't want to. My days are like going to stuff or over. So you can name just about anything. I don't want to go to it. but I would like to play Augusta once, sure, just to say I did.

I would do it, but I am not, I've been known for this a million times. If I, I, I don't play Augusta, I'm fine. I don't, I don't care. I'm not a bucketless guy. I'm not like a FOMO guy. Oh my God, I wish I could do that. There's very few things I feel that way about.

Very, very few.

And playing Augusta is not one of them.

Like, for example, a FOMO guy. Oh my God. I wish I could do that. There's very few things I feel that way about.

Very, very few. I'm playing Augusta's not one of them. Like, for example, if I could play Augusta, but I had to go with some epic asshole and spend the weekend. That would not be fun. Fuck it. I don't need to play Augusta. I'd rather go somewhere else with people I like and enjoy my day. I don't need to play Augusta. Your dinner

time. I'd rather go somewhere else with people I like and enjoy my day.

I don't need to play Augusta.

Your dinner time laboratory you got over there just caught my eye.

What are you eating that you're using soy sauce and parmesan cheese on at the same time?

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