Off Air: Big Dick Confidence

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

On this bonus Off Air episode, Nikki and Andrew discuss the correlation between height, confidence, and dick size. Check out You Up w/ Nikki Glaser’s new YouTube page to see what they’re talking about: YouTube.com/YouUp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Well, I know one basketball player, Myers Leonard.
0:05.0	What?
0:06.0	Who?
0:07.0	Myers Leonard?
0:08.0	He played for Portland Trail Blazers.
0:10.0	He came to your show.
0:11.0	Uh-huh.
0:12.0	Then we became friends somehow. And now we talk all the time on
0:15.1	Instagram and when he comes and plays with at the Knicks when the heat he
0:20.8	played for Miami Heat now he said he's gonna give me tickets. He's gonna come on with a podcast.
0:25.1	Cool. Seven feet. Great cock. Great cock. How do you know about his cock? Seven feet you got a good cock.
0:33.0	What's the tallest guy you ever hooked up with?
0:40.0	Six, three?
0:42.0	How was the cock?
0:44.0	I had another 8 inches.
0:46.0	9 inches.
0:48.0	Actually, we actually, we had a 7 footer on my basketball team in high school and his cock wasn't
0:56.0	unbelievable right but it was compared to a seven foot body your dick has to be
1:01.0	gigantic right proportionate.
1:03.6	Like if his dick was on my body, I'd fucking send a dick fix.
1:08.6	With a huge cost?
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