There's a saying, Danny Moses, when the cats away, the mice will be heard that saying,

when the cats away, the mice shall play. Is that true? It's not time to make a change.

Cat Stevens? That's pretty good, actually. Well, no, Dan Nathan is away. As we're doing this,

he's on the campus of Georgetown University. He's taking his

oldest daughter to school. I think that's beautiful. It's a good school I heard. You like that

place. Georgetown University is typically ranked anywhere from 18 to 22, depending on what

publication you buy, whether it's U.S. News and World Report, Forbes, Fortune, Wall Street Journal, any of those

things. If they had a larger endowment, and perhaps if the on-the-tape podcast becomes something,

I can help them with that. You've helped them. You've put a lot of kids through there. I think

you've done your part. On the tuition front. Yeah. But, you know, what they, so they lack there. They lack in the library category.

And they're weak in the sciences, but working on it. But it's a wonderful school. I would submit,

outside of a few schools, it's the best school in the country. But that's not what we're going to

talk about. Our conversation is the cat is away. The cat comes in the form of Dan Nathan.

So as I look at his empty chair, I'm staring at

two $50 bills. By the way, on the $50 bill for you playing our home game is Ulysses S. Grant.

Is that true? That is true. You're right. Now, why is that there, Dan? I didn't put it there.

Last show, I made a bet to Dan that by the time we record this today,

the markets will be down for the month of August. And that was raw. Wrong. That was wrong.

I'm going to rehash it for next week, but he's not here to collect. The one time he takes money

for me, the one time he's not here to collect. But you see, what's going to happen is,

by definition, you have to double that,

and he's the wind up losing twice. He should have won, and he's the wind up losing twice as much.

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