ODDBALL - Statline Shuffle: Who's Putting Up Numbers in the NBA?

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

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🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Introducing Statline Shuffle, a new game built for box-score watchers. Too bad Izzy and Amin grind tape! We give the statline, you guess the player. How did the Nuggets pull off a win over the Warriors without Jokic? And how did the Warriors pull off a win over the Bucks without Steph? Plus, we shout out Boston Celtic Baylor Schierman for our Iciest Play of the Week and play Prop-a-slot! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Draft King's Network.
0:10.7	Hey, Izzy, you know that moment when you're out watching hoops and the server comes over and asks the table,
0:15.1	what can I get you guys?
0:16.3	And everybody freezes up.
0:18.0	You know what you should do?
0:19.3	What should I do?
0:20.0	I mean, you got gotta have some confidence.
0:22.4	Or, as Yeagermeister calls it, shot fit-ins.
0:25.4	If everyone's struggling, take charge.
0:28.0	Just order for the whole table.
0:29.6	A round of ice-cold Jaeger Meister shots.
0:32.4	Damn, that's cold.
0:33.5	Because apparently, we've been drinking Yeagermeister all wrong.
0:37.2	Wait a second.
0:37.9	How should we be drinking it?
0:38.9	We should be drinking ice cold.
0:40.8	I'm talking zero degrees Fahrenheit ice cold.
0:43.8	I'm talking tailgating in Buffalo for a playoff game cold.
0:48.1	You know what?
0:49.2	I've never been tailgating, Izzy.
0:50.9	That's right.
0:51.3	I've never been tailgating.
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