Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

I am your host, Mary Casson, Ham. We are over-caffeinated and under-prepared. As usual, I'm here with my co-host,

Vic Mattis, of the Free Beacon. How are you doing? I'm doing fine, Mary Catherine. Thank you for

asking. I don't know if you can tell, because I have the headphones, which, you know, are on my head,

but I did get a haircut. You got your ears lowered. Yes, I do. Why is that a thing?

I'm not...

That's like a real grandpa line right there.

That's what they say.

When the thing, you're wearing the cans, is that what it means?

No, when you get your hair cut, you get your ears lowered.

Yeah, I don't know why that's a thing.

Okay, I've actually not heard that one. No, no, even for me, that's slightly before my, just one generation off.

But I got my haircut on Sunday because I got my passport photo taken today.

Ah, how did it go?

I liked it.

I went to the post office, believe it or not.

I didn't get to the UPS, but I may go to UPS later today, in which case I might get a backup.

Look, I swear by it.

I think we've talked about it in the show before.

Ted at the UPS is going to be doing my head shots from here on out because he did a fantastic

job.

He did such a good job that whenever I travel internationally from here on out, everyone at Customs

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