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So we kind of have a few stories in a row of old people doing something embarrassing.

Have your grandparents said or done something embarrassing for you?

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Just had the story about a mall in Australia that was evacuated after an older lady put her poop-filled adult diaper in a garbage can.

Someone thought it was a bomb. They alerted authorities evacuated the whole mall.

They tracked her down and realized she had just pooped herself.

Yeah. And there wasn't any. She was looking around, I guess, seeing that no one was looking at her put her filthy diaper in the garbage can.

Someone thought that was suspicious. She was wrapping it up.

And they alerted authorities. And then the story out of England that is just horribly disgusting, but a grandma in England at a Manchester Chinese buffet was pissed that the Asian owners wanted her to put her cigarette out.

They had to ask her twice. She finally did put her cigarette out in a customer's drink. Apparently this grandma was wasted.

And because she was so pissed that they told her to put her cigarette out and then asked her to leave when she put it out in someone's drink.

No. She did something filthy.

Filthy. She got up at a chair, pulled down her pants.

And she...

That's the worst sound ever.

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