Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, will be proudly bring to you.

Mormonism!

Lies!

Shut up and sit down!

Hello, good evening, everybody.

How are you doing?

How are you doing, Mr. Real?

I'm doing really good.

Well, I'm glad to hear it. You're back from the Grand Canyon safe and sound.

It's a Grand Canyon, too. There's a wide divide down there.

And they say, well, I was listening to a video, so there's lots of videos out there

that tell you how the Grand Canyon is made by the Colorado River.

And even with millions of years to do it, you look at it and you're like,

that doesn't make any sense. But I found a video on YouTube that explained it.

It was actually done by the Great Global Flood in about 30 minutes.

So the Colorado River story, we can just set aside. That doesn't make any rational sense.

Global Flood is how we have the Grand Canyon.

I remember that subject came up when I was a kid and my dad told me how the Grand Canyon was formed.

According to him, a Scotsman lost a dime.

Oh, goodness.

I can't believe you're laughing at that.

Well, I assume your dad thought that Scotsman would do anything to find their dime.

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