Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell and I'm joined hopefully by Clayton, the younger brother of Satan.

Um, please is... Whoa.

Coming in through the door, busting in, new look, new me, new hair.

What's up, Chris?

Wow.

Yeah.

That is...

Take it in. What do you think?

Got a new haircut.

Listen, I've been going through some troubles.

You know, I'm, I'm kind of going through my, um, what do you want to call this?

This... you know I'm kind of going through my what do you want to call this this made eternal life crisis no I would call it like my self-healing period you know that

time in your life where you're realizing things are going great let's change things up

yeah therefore new hair what do you think Chris it is very new is a lot to take in

I'm not hearing compliments no no I like it's just descript. Those are just descriptors. I like it. It's so blonde and curly. It's very blonde. Yeah. You know, usually I got that stark black and I've been kind of seeing some grays in there nipping that in the bud, blonde hair. Bleached. It's like a perm. Right. Yeah, it's curly. Yeah. It's curly. Yeah. It's bleached blonde. I also bleached my butt hole. Do you want to see that? No, no, no, no, no, no. Come and take a look. Come and take a look. Wow. Yeah, there it is. I died those too. Isn't that great? Yeah, it's great. Permed those as well. They didn't need as much work, though. They were already pretty curly, but yeah. It reminds me of Justin Timberlake in the 90s. Okay. yeah, it's gonna be me.

That's what he sings, right?

I think so.

Yeah, this is gonna ruin the world tour,

except for I don't DUI,

because I'm not a piece of shit.

So anyways.

Looks good.

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