Everything's fucked right now. Give me a give me a check. Um, hello. Hello. You're listening to the podcast. All right. That's pretty good pretty good. Okay. I think that's fine great. It doesn't really matter

Nothing matters. Nothing really does matter. No. Is there anything matters? I don't think. What is that thing? You know the the game like angry birds? Yeah, I think it's one of the pigs. It's creepy as all hell. I like it because you just squeeze it as eyes pop out. Yeah, it's creepy. All right. Very excited because Brandeis is in a while. I'm in a lie. Hey, I took the bar five to the 101 to get here and I got off at the sub pole that I passed.

Because you know that like 101 for a five intersection is just gnarly. You didn't because your mom's house. You took Riverside probably down. Yeah, it's actually took more park. Oh, you took more park. Yeah. And then you hang you hung a Louis on freaking

Street. That's treat down there. What's good to have you on the it's good to have you on the show. You know, I'm on the show every week. What are you talking about? It's good to have you in in the studio in studio.

Boo. You're going to get the boo. Boo. Out of here. I can't wait till you have kids. I can't wait to see your parenting skills.

I'm going to have kids. We're going to have an opair. Okay. We're having an opair. Uh-huh. And they're going to raise my children. Yeah. I'm here for that. Right. That's the only way to do it. It's the only way. I can't be bothered to who am I? So raise a child. Yeah, no. It's the only thing that can be done. Because if they give me a child. Infant in one arm white claw on the other. How is Salt Lake City?

Very Mormon, you know, are you a Mormon now? No, absolutely not. It could be. No, I don't want to do that. Salt Lake. It was fun. Salt Lake is I think it's the sleepiest city I've ever been into my whole life. Wow.

Like things close at six p.m. Really? The Starbucks closed Walgreens closed six p.m. Who's going to Starbucks at six p.m. Downtown Salt Lake City closed Walgreens at six. Yeah, but who's going to Starbucks at six p.m. Me because I had to DJ it midnight. Yeah, that makes sense. Starbucks is it Starbucks's Starbucks eye Starbucks stays open in Nashville until like 10 at least. Yeah. On the weekdays.

I'm sorry. It's very sleepy. There was like a ghost town. What are the Mormons do after six? They have dinner? Why don't think they're allowed to drink? Yeah, they can't drink. So it's I get taken Xanax and go to sleep. I don't know. They have to go have dinner together. And they sit around a table. And they talk about their day.

Did you ever do that as a kid? Absolutely not. We had to do that. 100%. We couldn't be late for dinner. No, no, no. We had one of those bells that you did not. I don't believe that swear my life. Where did you live? Like roll Pennsylvania? No, we lived. We lived in Monterey. We lived on a golf course. And there was five kids. So we were all like playing on the golf course and you know. Wow.

My parents did not cook. So they would pick a restaurant. Like a chain restaurant. Yeah. And we would eat there at the same one for like six months until they got sick of it. And then we'd pick a new one. Like it was outback steakhouse for a solid six months.

The one on Weston. No, we were in Franklin, right? So the one in Cool Springs there. Our 65 by the Home Depot. That outback definitely their first solid six months.

J Alexander's was another one. Yeah. And that's when I was like 15 and needed a job. My mom was like, well, we're here every night. So why don't you go apply? Yeah. It's just always a chain restaurant. Wow. Oh, yeah. Interesting.

Do you think that if you have a family? Well, I don't want kids. Yeah. Just a hard pass on that. Yeah. You're like that one girl in ultimatum. Ultimatum. Yeah. Only I'm not changing my mind. Yeah.

I'll just leave though. I don't think she is either. Yeah. She was like, what did she was like? We'll just have one. Yeah. She's one. That's one more than you wanted. She's saying that to get the ring. And then she's going to marry the guy and be like, yeah, no. No. I'm barren now. Yeah. I want to have kids excited for it. But I want to do minimal effort. So I'm going to get my mom minimal minimal effort needs to be done by me and by Sarah. If I'm being quite frank.

I'm working very hard right now. So I don't have to work hard when these kids come. Yeah. Are you working hard? I mean, not really. Are you working harder? Hardly working really.

Listen, it's been a dark couple months. We don't get into it. All right.

Or those white claw ads just really securing your child's future wasn't a bad one. I'll tell you that much. Honestly, do you want to know what I have been having to do? Yeah. Just they don't tell you about professional television shows, which is that maybe that you know this.

But I don't know this from doing bachelor and bachelor in paradise. There really isn't any pickups on bachelor and bachelor in paradise. They do it all like when you're there. You know. But for this show, best and dull that I that I'm hosting.

So becoming out on who I have to do so much ADR and ADR is like when they send me a script and I have to like read what they want me to say, even though I didn't say it originally. Right.

Because like the network now has a different idea of like what needs to be important and this needs to be said and all this stuff. So a lot of my day.

Something that I've already been paid for is being is being like bogged down by like me redoing all this stuff. I'm going to send me videos of it of me speaking. So I have like match my mouth with it.

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