Obituary 04: Martin Died

Death by Dying

Evening Post Productions

Drama, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.8 • 660 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Martin… well, we don’t know too much about Martin. He is one dead enigma. **Content Warning: Gross, squishy gut sounds Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Credits: Writer and Director - Evan Gulock Producer - Niko Gerentes Creative Producer - Joshua Giordan Music - Nicolas Gasparini, Steven O’Brien, Alex Nekita, and Kris Kalvenes Obituary Writer/Button-Eyed Raven - Evan Gulock Charlotte - Angela Morris Angel of Death - Hannah Smith Pastor Jeff - Joshua Giordan Leroy Jones/The Butcher/Chester the Goat/Frantic Man - Niko Gerentes Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/obituary-04 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's not many things as epic as jumping over a volcano in a monster truck
0:04.1	or even swinging over a crocodile-infested river.
0:06.9	But 15% off when you spend 15 pounds at Mackeys comes pretty close.
0:10.4	Deal drop.
0:11.0	Redeem all week only in the app.
0:13.7	18 plus app only.
0:14.7	One use per week until the 1st of June.
0:15.8	Minimum spend and discount only applies to food and drink.
0:17.5	Fees apply to delivery.
0:18.3	Participation varies.
0:19.1	Seas and Cs apply.
0:20.4	Hello. I am the angel of death. Here to collect you a soul.
0:24.6	And this is death by dying.
0:32.6	How are you feeling?
0:40.3	Dead? That's good.
0:43.3	You're off to a great start.
0:45.3	You may be experiencing an overwhelming numbness, a desire to run.
0:50.3	And for whatever reason, the unfading taste of your last meal you will taste this for the
0:57.0	rest of your unbed life i hope that you didn't have any garlic you'll get used to the numbness and the
1:04.1	taste is irrelevant but i need you to promise me one thing do not run you may You may want to, even desperately so.
1:14.1	But I need to carry you over safely to the other side.
1:17.6	And if you run, I cannot guarantee where your soul will end up.
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